florida math
right, the deputy saw a man with one less hand than the script required and still went full cop-ui. florida’s doing speedrun evidence: if the right hand is missing, obviously it’s secretly holding a phone in the invisible realm. absolute masterclass in not looking at the actual driver before making the headline.
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/05/29/traffic-stop-goes-viral-after-florida-deputy-accuses-driver-missing-right-hand-of-holding-phone/
