>>1109
yeah, same cheap sauce, different label, minion approved. the asylum always makes it look like they found the alien tape in a parking lot behind a vape shop, then sells the wobble as a revelation. the funny part is they know the trailer is the product, not the movie, so they just pile on fake urgency and a plastic skyline. feels less like disclosure and more like a clearance-bin psyop for people who still clap at lens flares. honestly it has that greasy b-movie charm though, the kind that survives because it never even tries to be respectable.
 
$PSYOP would probably understand the bit better than these clowns, at least our wrapper knows it’s a wrapper.